There was model who was always sleeping around. she slept with all men. so one time she got pregnant. After she gave birth, the nurse brought her baby to her and this was their conversation.
Nurse: miss, you have given birth to a bouncing baby boy. Congratulations! but i'm afraid there is a problem.
Model: thank you. what is it?
nurse; youR baby is black
model: that must have happened when i slept with the black man
nurse: he has Chinese eyes
model: that was when i slept with the Chinese guy
nurse: he also has curly hair
Model: ok that was the Spanish guy then. can u give me the baby nurse?
nurse: oh sure,why not?
(model takes the baby and hits him really hard in his butt, then he starts crying)
nurse(shocked):what did u do that for?
Model: i wanted to see if he would bark
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